Update Day (And Lots of Fangirling... o.o)

Heyo guys! It's Tiger here. I'm gonna make an update post today! :D
Here goes:

:OOO A NEW ADVENTURE! SUH-WEEEEET!

1000 ANIMALS?!?!?! WHAT?!?! THAT'S SO COOL! But then again, how would that work? :l Hmm...
Anyways, next page :D

OMGALLIFREY!
HORSES ARE BACK!
FINALLY!

YES! I'VE BEEN NEEDING AN OL' BARN DEN FOR FOREVER! YASSSSSSSSSSSS

PET GIRAFFES FOR NON-MEMBERS?
UNDERWATER MASTERPIECES?!?!
THIS IS LIKE THE GREATEST UPDATE EVER!

ANOTHER NEW ANIMAL? I'M DEAD.

Ooh, I actually tried out for the bee! I didn't get in though, some kid in my class beat me :L
WAIT
DOES THAT SAY
"SPECIAL GEOGRAPHY QUESTIONS"
O
M
T
L
I'M DEAD
I AM JUST DEAD

A DELUXE STATIONERY SET?!?! AT JO-ANN'S?!?!?!?!?
I
AM
SO
DEAD
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THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST UPDATES EVER

Edit:
How did I know
HOW DID I KNOW
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